Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: December 5th, 2007 
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Comments are closedThere I was in Staples, minding my own business, buying stuff (as you do), spending a small fortune on very little (as you do in these places), when I saw it.
A staple remover.
How bloody brilliant. What happens if you buy one?
Does the whole store disappear?
Does one of those science-fiction universe-ending paradoxes occur?
I didn’t risk buying one. Just in case.