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 Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: June 2nd, 2009  Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips | Random Musings.  Leave a comment“Basically,” said R, as she started to answer my question, before stopping for a moment and smiling to herself. Then she put the answer on hold for just a moment in order to share a far more interesting thought: “When anything begins with ‘basically’, you just know it’s going to complicated, don’t you?” Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: April 7th, 2009 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Mr TLC | My Life | Quotes and Quips. 4 comments - more welcome!‘Ooh, look at that!’ I exclaimed, being in possession of a rather low enthusiasm threshold. The van up ahead was looking rather more verdant than is normal in these parts. ‘Wood you believe it,’ replied Mr TLC, ‘I didn’t know this was a trunk road.’ (It’s the way he tells ‘em you know.) ‘Er… [...] Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: March 13th, 2009 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips | The Job. One comment so far - more welcome!Yesterday I asked my Y11 group to make sure that they arrived to this morning’s lesson with at least one bad joke each. Well it is Red Nose Day. Russ turned to his soon to be ex-best mate and said “I’ll turn up with you.” Ooh. Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: September 23rd, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips. 3 comments - more welcome!What’s the differenece between Sheffield United’s defence and a taxi? A taxi won’t let six in! In this interests of helping the environment, this post has been made from 100% recycled material. (Yes, I am one of these irritating people who keeps telling the same old jokes over and over [...] Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: September 17th, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips. 3 comments - more welcome!What’s the differenece between Sheffield Wednesday’s defence and a taxi? A taxi won’t let six in!But then, as ardent Wednesdayite Mr TLC always says, “There’s always goals at Wednesday’s games.” How true. I suspect he’d prefer it if they were in the other net… Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: September 3rd, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips | The Job. 3 comments - more welcome!The students return to school today, so I’ll be teaching my first lessons for many weeks. On the first day back, I always find myself remembering the wise words of one of my former tutors, offered just before I started my first teaching practice: “Remember that there will be 31 people in that classroom, [...] Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: March 11th, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips. Leave a commentI once worked with someone who had placed this thought in pride of place at work, where she could see it every day. “You only live one life, but if you it live right, one is enough.” I’ve always liked that. Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: February 16th, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips | Sheffield. 2 comments - more welcome!
Why did the policeman stop the bus? Because it had 52 Crookes on it. Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: January 26th, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips | Sheffield. Leave a comment
It made us laugh. Does exactly what it says on the bin. Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: January 18th, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Maths | Quotes and Quips | The Job. Leave a commentπ2 = Mmmm Found on my whiteboard. Written by an anonymous student with a sense of humour! |
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