You must be crackers

I read today that Brits had been voting in a survey to find Britain’s worst cracker joke. “Well no one asked me to vote,” I thought, slightly huffily, until I discovered that the survey was conducted by Nuts magazine. According to 200 of their ‘readers’ (if I may use that description here), the top [...]

Thought for the day

Education isn’t everything. For a start, it isn’t an elephant. Spike Milligan

Thought for the Day

Don’t keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.

Quentin Crisp

A woman walks into a bar

I am finding this blogging business quite challenging tonight. I am being distracted by Mr Three Legged Cat and his big book of terrible jokes, so I’ll just share one of them:A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre. So the barman gives her one.That’s all [...]

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