Items Wanted

Wanted: Time MachineMust be available immediately and have range of 8-10 hours.Any make, model or condition considered.I’m sure that I could do all of this long list of things that have to be finished before we break up tomorrow, if I had just a few more hours.

Wanted: Ability to stay awake all nightMust be […]

Reasons to be Cheerful (1 2 3)

The cause: just one of those days.

The symptoms: knackered, stressed up and distinctly grouchy.

The sideffects: being unnecessarily tetchy with Mr TLC. This is very, very bad. Mr TLC is lovely and is almost never tetchy with me.

The cure:1. Finding a link to Tom Lehrer’s elements song. (Thank you Neil H of Dogwood […]

Now I Know

Whilst we were in London at the weekend we made a number of small discoveries. Here are ten things that I didn’t know this time last week:

1. The cost of living in London is……very reasonable where public transport and food shopping are concerned. We also spent very little more on going out to eat […]

February arrives

February gets a bit of a bad press. Bad weather and winter depression probably contribute to its lack of popularity, but it’s one of my favourite months and therefore presents the opportunity for a spurious list:

1. I always have a week off work in February (being a teacher I am most blessed in the […]

No Lack of Resolution

It’s that time of year again, the date has rolled around to that neat 01/01 and apparently life changing measures are in order. So what are my New Year’s resolutions? I don’t have any. In fact I haven’t made any for years. When people ask (and they often do – why is it everyone else’s […]

You must be crackers

I read today that Brits had been voting in a survey to find Britain’s worst cracker joke. “Well no one asked me to vote,” I thought, slightly huffily, until I discovered that the survey was conducted by Nuts magazine. According to 200 of their ‘readers’ (if I may use that description here), the top 10 […]

Too much to bear?

There seem to be a lot of bears around at the moment. Surely they are supposed to be hibearnating? Maybe it’s an effect of global warming.

1. Badly Named Bear So much has been written about this particular bear already, I’m not going to add to it. However I would like to point […]

Multi-Tasking

Things I am supposed to be doing this evening:Attending a meetingCooking dinnerAttending a French classPreparing reports and information ready for a parents’ day tomorrowFixing the problems with my laptop, which won’t print the reportsMarking courseworkHaving an early night (early start with those parents meetings tomorrow)Things I have actually done this evening:Attended a meetingCooked dinnerDecided there […]

Enquiring Minds

I have been encouraging the students in one of my classes to more questions. So they have. They’re an agreeable bunch.Unfortunately I forgot to specify my areas of expertise and consequently I have been asked some rather difficult questions:

Are you a Trekkie? If the Federation fought the Borg, who would win? Would it make […]

Reasons to be Cheerful

Five things that made me smile today:

The sticker on the that white van I followed on the way to work: Driven Well? Please call the police, it must have been stolen! The Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and Star Trek impressions that one of my students kept coming out with today. (Ah young […]