- 18:56 Am outside the house. Is a river between
ofme and the door. Help! Please send a boat. #
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Note to self: In future do not send Mr TLC stupid texts when I have left my coat at school and am waiting in the car for a torrential downpour to ease off, for he will come out into the pouring rain to rescue me.
(Which is lovely, but underlines the fact that I was being an idiot.)