I have an enormous list sitting beside me. At the top it says Things To Do This Weekend. Actually, it’s got enough tasks to keep me busy until next weekend. Most of them are Very Important and Urgent.
Just in case I am tempted to stop working on all these Very Important Tasks, I have added a helpful subheading: Stop mucking about on the Internet and get on with this stuff!
So naturally, I’m spending ages playing about with one of these:
Will Power? Never met him.