Am I Twirly?

Yes you are, house on Crookes Road. (Festooned with fairy lights.)
Yes you are, unknown colleaugue. (Who has built a mountain of tinsel and other sparkly tat in our reception office?)
Yes you are, Noahs Ark pub on Birley Moor Road. (Roof in danger of collapse under weight of tacky flashing sleighs, reindeer etc.)

You are too early. Stop it. PLEASE.

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