Vegetarian Alternative

I am no longer a member of the vegetarian club, I fell off the waggon a few years ago. I loved being a veggie, I never missed meat (no, not even bacon) and I still eat mostly veggie food. But in all my years as a veggie there was one thing for which I never found a suitable vegetarian alternative:

“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!”

Since this is one of my most overused phrases, it presented a small challenge. What do starving vegetarians eat?

Neither “I’m so hungry I could eat a large lettuce!” nor “I’m so hungry I could eat a sack of carrots!” quite cut the mustard*. Any suggestions?

*Suitable for vegetarians.

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