How to put the spark back into your relationship
 Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: February 26th, 2009  Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: More Cats | Mr TLC | My Life.  It’s easy! Just follow these simple steps:
- Choose a nice crisp winter morning. A really frosty day is best, but not essential.
- Make a fuss of your very fine cat as soon as he comes indoors after his morning stroll. He’s lovely that cat, rub his ears and stroke his head.
- Keep making a fuss of the cat – this is vital if you really want to kindle that spark…
- Say good morning to your lovely man who has just brought you a cup of coffee.
- Attempt to kiss your lovely man.
- Leap away from him shouting “Arrrghh!” and “Yarooo!” as you get a blooming great electric shock on the end of your nose.
- Ouch.
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The real three-legged cat
Welcome! Hi, I'm Lois Lindemann. Welcome to my blog!
This is where I blither on about life, the universe and everything - sometimes even three-legged cats.
I am: a resident of Sheffield (it's been my home town for more than 20 years), a Londoner, a teacher of maths and ICT and a student of French.
I like: cats, Sheffield, walking, doing the pub quiz, maths, cooking, reading, red wine, theatre, weekends in London, cycling, eating out, museums, gardening, going to the cinema, real ale, learning French and spending far too much time online. (My partner, Mr TLC, says this is making me sound like a lonely hearts ad. Oh well.)
Any opinions expressed in this blog are my own, I don't claim to speak for anyone else in education or outside of it. If you disagree, feel free to comment!
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