How to put the spark back into your relationship

It’s easy! Just follow these simple steps:

1. Choose a nice crisp winter morning. A really frosty day is best, but not essential.
2. Make a fuss of your very fine cat as soon as he comes indoors after his morning stroll. He’s lovely that cat, rub his ears and stroke his head.
3. Keep making a fuss of the cat – this is vital if you really want to kindle that spark…
4. Say good morning to your lovely man who has just brought you a cup of coffee.
5. Attempt to kiss your lovely man.
6. Leap away from him shouting “Arrrghh!” and “Yarooo!” as you get a blooming great electric shock on the end of your nose.
7. Ouch.