Q: What happens when you leave the sixth form alone for two minutes with your log in screen projected on the board?
A: You acquire a rather dashing moustache. And a monocle. And a top hat (worn at a jaunty angle, of course.)
It’s a shame that the excellent local fancy dress shop has closed down. It would have been fun to turn up with the tache, hat and monocle on non-uniform day.