Why did the policeman stop the bus?
Because it had 52 Crookes on it.
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 Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: February 16th, 2008  Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips | Sheffield.  2 comments - more welcome! - (Comments are closed) Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: January 26th, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips | Sheffield. Comments are closed
It made us laugh. Does exactly what it says on the bin. Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: January 18th, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Maths | Quotes and Quips | The Job. Comments are closedπ2 = Mmmm Found on my whiteboard. Written by an anonymous student with a sense of humour! Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: December 20th, 2007 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips | Spurious lists. Comments are closedI read today that Brits had been voting in a survey to find Britain’s worst cracker joke. “Well no one asked me to vote,” I thought, slightly huffily, until I discovered that the survey was conducted by Nuts magazine. According to 200 of their ‘readers’ (if I may use that description here), the top 10 […] Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: December 7th, 2007 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips. Comments are closedEducation isn’t everything. For a start, it isn’t an elephant. Spike Milligan Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: December 1st, 2007 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips. Comments are closedDon’t keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper. Quentin Crisp Posted by: Lois Lindemann on: November 7th, 2007 Posted in: Uncategorized Tags for this post: Quotes and Quips. Comments are closedI am finding this blogging business quite challenging tonight. I am being distracted by Mr Three Legged Cat and his big book of terrible jokes, so I’ll just share one of them:A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre. So the barman gives her one.That’s all folks! […] |
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