Gonna Get Me A Beetle

At the risk of sounding old-fashioned, or even just plain old, I really miss the days when weather forecasters stood in front of real display boards and slapped not-very-sticky cloud/sun/rain symbols on them as an aid to informing us about their meteorological predictions.

I don’t dislike the technological advances since then, in fact I think […]

Taking a Step Back

I may have had a spring in my step earlier today, but it appears I need to take a step back. Fate has been well and truly tempted.

14:33:“Oh and as for that “significant snow event” that Mr TV Weatherman was rattling on about – we did see a couple of flurries of snow, but […]

Weather Warning

We have just been warned, in the most dire tones, by Mr TV Weatherman that the Met Office has issued a warning of (duh duh daaa)…a “Significant Snow Event”. Er sorry. A what?

I’m not quite sure what to expect from a “Significant Snow Event”…

… snowflake sighted in central London?

…. exciting episode of […]

A Life of Rime

The area around my school was looking exceptionally beautiful this morning. Even the perimeter fence (not usually famed for its good looks) looked stunning covered with icy fronds.

Temperatures never made it above zero yesterday and the frost just kept on forming all day and all night. The layers of rime (not to […]

Snow Patrol

Snow: 1. Congealed water vapour that falls in flakes characterised by their white appearance, lightness and six-fold symmetry. 2. Malevolent force, believed to reside in the Frozen North, also known variously as Closer of Roads, Snow on the Tracks and Delayer of Trains. 3. Ooh, pretty white stuff.

Today I do not […]

The S Word

November the 14th isn’t too bad I suppose. It has happened earlier than this. Today was officially the first time the S Word was mentioned this winter: “There will be snow over the Derbyshire Peaks tomorrow morning.” Well, thank you very much Mr Weatherman. Snow definitely doesn’t feature in the list of things I like […]