Pretty Fly

I love Simon’s Cat. I know it’s a cat person thing, but every blog has to have a cat post, right?

Having the time of their lives

There’s a photo that I wish I could show you. It captures perfectly the essence of a rather fantastic evening. Sadly, it’s out of blog bounds, so I’ll have to set the scene for you instead.

There were a few clues: a prematurely empty school car park, several limousines parked up on my route home. […]

Want

Yes, I can see that even if anything like this ever gets manufactured, there are still a whole lot of potential problems. But, hey, it’s a balmy summer’s evening, I can dream if I want to. Even if it is unlikely that the day when I stop needing choosing to cart around the chargers […]

Back from the Blogdead

Blimey has it been that long since I wrote a *proper* post? Ahem.

Anyway, hellooo!

June is over, which means my *cough* part time paper round is finished (although this year I get a bonus extra round, starting next week, but enough of that kind of talk), so I can actually blog again.

Actually, my […]

Today's Tweets

20:33 Hmm. Back garden full of swirly smoke, resembles a Victorian London movie set, all we need now is an ominous figure in frock coat & top hat. #

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23:54 RT @jamesclay: Here is the website for large Dutch Dept Store Chain. Don’t click: just wait and watch… producten.hema.nl (genius!) #

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22:15 I am discovered. 3 of my students have informed me that they know my *secret* name. Now I’m under pressure to say something interesting… #

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21:49 Ton of work to do, but I’m browsing for a new phone (no, not an iphone). All the ones on current network are bit underwhelming for the £££. #

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Of Shoes

Helly was debating how many pairs of shoes she owned the other day. Answer: 67. Wow. Go Helly!

Now I knew my total was a lot less than that, simply because I couldn’t possibly fit 67 pairs of shoes in the rather small Victorian closet that holds most of my apparel.

Mr TLC and I […]

X

We went to vote today.

I have never seen such a ludicrously long ballot paper. I had never even heard of some of the parties on it. It was like being in the supermarket: masses of brands, but very little choice.

I am disappointed to find that amongst that astoundingly long list of parties there […]